Name:

Inhumanimal

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Last Activity: 12 hours ago

Location: Iowa City, IA

Country: United States

Member Since: February 6, 2008

Number of Posts: 209

Age/Gender: 33 / M

Zodiac Sign: Aquarius

Status: Married

Sexual Preference: Girls

Open To: Friends

About Me: Raised in the Mississippi river valley, I have written three books and sired two daughters. I was born when the Earth’s population was around 4 billion people, and in my lifetime that number has grown to over 7 billion. My first word was Baby, because that’s what I was, and my last word will likely be Insignificant.

Body Alterations: One "almost" tattoo sleeve. Beer gut.

Favorite Bands: 31 Knots. Two Gallants. William Elliott Whitmore.

Favorite Drinks: Jagermeister. Bud Select. Kessler. Vodka Tonic.

My Books: "Inhumanimal" published in 1999
"Sponsored By..." published in 2001.
"From the Barstool" published in 2008
Buy them on Amazon.com.

Saying: Be thoughtful, be frugal, be humble.

Pet Peeves: Cell phones. People that text their friends while having a conversation with you.

Pays The Bills: Writing.