Went to Cheeseburger Paradise yesterday for tacos... Ok, I had a cheeseburger, 'cause that's what they sell damn it. Then out for BATMAN. Woot. It was good, but I still haven't seen the "feel good" movie of the summer.... unless it's Kung Fu Panda... God I hope not.
Today went to Mid-Ohio to see a race... pretty awesome... but the weather was strange. Part downpour and then sunshine. Turn 7, though, is THE place to be. Within the first quarter of the race, there were 3 spin-outs right there... cool.
Damn I'm soooo sunburned now. I'm definitely going to pay for this.
Where's Waldo?
While touring an Indian reservation in North Dakota filming a documentary, Barbara Walters was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses.
So, she asked a brave who only had one feather in his headdress. His reply was: "Only have one woman. One woman, one feather."
Feeling the first fellow was only joking she asked another brave. This brave had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women. Two women, two feathers."
Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers, which, needless to say,amused Ms Walters. She asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?"
The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said: "Me Chief, me sleep with 'em all. Big, small, fat and tall, me sleep with 'em all."
Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, "You ought to be hung."
The Chief said:"You damn right, me hung, big like buffalo, long like snake"
Ms. Walters cried,"You don't have to be so hostile."
The Chief replied: "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style. me sleep with 'em all."
With tears in her eyes, Ms.Walters cried, "Oh dear."
The Chief said: "No deer.. Ass too high, run too fast
