Name: devilinme
Last Activity: 11/18/08 at 09:50 PM
Location: Tallmadge, OH
Country: United States
Member Since: October 21, 2006
Number of Posts: 15875
Age/Gender: 42 / M
Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
Status: Other
Sexual Preference: Girls
Open To: Friends, Casual Dating, Relationship, Playmates
About Me: You never met a muthahfucker quite like me!

I'm the man you fear, the boy that pulled your hair in 3rd grade, the one you can't get out of your mind 'cause while it felt cruel, there was something about me that still attracts you to this day. I'm the man you let into your heart, only to have it broken. I'm the religious nut that loves porn and strip clubs. I'm the nice boy with deviant desires, wants and needs, smiling sweetly as he ties your ass spread-eagle to the bed.

I'm an astrophysiscist, race-car driving, brain surgeon, astronaut... Ok, I'm my own man, with a job I love, own my own side business, and I enjoy sharing my self, time, and money with the right people. Left people need not apply.

I play a mean game of pool, shooting both left and right handed, and can kick your ass using kung fu, tai chi, kickboxing, or jiu jitsu... pick one.

I'm going to enjoy life, no matter what you do. So... how YOU doin'? Whatcha doin' Friday night? Come on, you know you wanna...
Body Alterations: Chinese Kanji on both upper arms... I wear my morals on my sleeve...
Favorite Bands: Wide variety here... with everything going on in my life, I listen to everything from classical to heavy metal... makes for an interesting time.
Favorite Movies: If it's action and martial arts... chances are I love it. Anything Jet Li or Jackie Chan. Matrix, Lord of the Rings... James Bond... I love movies...
Likes: Outside with the sun shining and the leaves rustling in the breeze... an inspiring display of martial arts... having fun kicking back with friends... spending special, quality time with the one's I love... reading a story that sends my mind and body reeling, one that I just can't put down, tying her in the right binding before I send her to new heights of pleasure, hehe...
Pet Peeves: Drama and negativity... just say yes to whatever I say and we'll get along just fine...
Pays The Bills: Making the world go 'round while kicking ass and taking names... on the side.
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Posted: 07/13/08 at 08:28 PM  RSS
Fockinna Truck!!!

Today was me serving at the walk-in meal again today.  I was able to snap a couple pictures of what it looks like.  It opens at 5pm and I generally arrive at about 5:10 or so.  Usually I walk in and there's a line and people are being served ... yadda yadda.  Today I walk up and there's a line out the door.  I wondered if they were late opening up or whatever and peeked in a nearby window.  Nope, the line was HUGE.

I excused myself and moved through the line to get in and found the person at the door that was counting.  We were up to 130 and we just started.  Wow...

Luckily it was almost all in one wave, but we served 171 people today, in 1 hour.  It was very awesome.  Today's menu... sweet and sour chicken over rice, salad, and bread... mmmm.... and I got none of it.  BOO!

You can't really see it, but there's a piano in the corner in the second pic and a few of the guys like to play for dinner.  It's about the only time they get to play and they're pretty damn good.


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In the small town of Garfield, NJ, a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink the building was engulfed in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.

When the first volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the s ausage company president rushed to the fire chief and said , "All of our secret sausage recipes are in the vault in the center of the plant. They have to be saved, so I will donate $50,000 to the fire company that brings them out and delivers them to me."

But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon more fire departments had to be called in because the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer to extricate the secret recipes was now $100,000 to the fire department that could save them.

Suddenly from up the road, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the
fire engine of the nearby Lodi, NJ volunteer fire department, composed mainly of Italian firefighters over the age of 65.

To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine, operated by these Italian firefighters,
passed fire engines parked outside the plant, and drove straight into the middle of the inferno. Outside, the other firemen watched in amazement as the Italian old timers jumped off and began to fight the fire as if they were fighting to save their own lives.

Within a short time, the Lodi old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret recipes.

The grateful sausage company president joyfully announced that for such a superhuman accomplishment, he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave elderly Italian firefighters.

A TV news crew rushed in after capturing the event on film. The 'on camera' reporter asked the Italian fire chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?"

"Wella," said Chief Pasquale De Luccin ellavanti, the 70-year-old fire chief, "de fursta tinga we gonnna do isza fixa de brakes on dat fockinna truck!!"
 

Mood: mischievous

(15 comments)
Milan  -  Model
 
Lethbridge, AB
23 / F - Attached
Posted: 07/13/08 at 08:56 PM 
hehe cute joke

that sounds like a yummy meal. you're such a good person to volunteer like that
devilinme
 
Tallmadge, OH
42 / M - Other
Posted: 07/13/08 at 09:02 PM 
It smelled pretty yummy.   Thanks, dearie.
MissD
 
Aberdeen Proving Ground, MD
F - Open Marriage
Posted: 07/13/08 at 09:32 PM 
 You awesome for doing that . I'm going to have to cut and paste that joke on myspace for the guys from the department. 
devilinme
 
Tallmadge, OH
42 / M - Other
Posted: 07/14/08 at 06:25 PM 
I'm sure they'll just LOVE that joke... lol
Raven
 
Oologah, OK
38 / M - Single
Posted: 07/14/08 at 02:15 AM 
Damn that sounds pretty good right now.
kilesa
 
Singapore, 0
24 / F - Single
Posted: 07/14/08 at 05:24 AM 
cam whore! hahaha
devilinme
 
Tallmadge, OH
42 / M - Other
Posted: 07/14/08 at 06:25 PM 
At least I'm not *in* the pictures... lol
kilesa
 
Singapore, 0
24 / F - Single
Posted: 07/15/08 at 04:57 AM 
hahah ya so wannabe dont lie!
OnyxNeko
 
Greeley, CO
24 / F - Married
Posted: 07/15/08 at 12:05 AM 
hehehe... that's a good one...

That food sounds amazing!
devilinme
 
Tallmadge, OH
42 / M - Other
Posted: 07/15/08 at 08:09 PM 
It's only amazing if I get to eat some.... lol... otherwise it's just ok...
OnyxNeko
 
Greeley, CO
24 / F - Married
Posted: 07/15/08 at 10:08 PM 
Very true
Raia  -  Model
 
Lakewood, WA
F - Attached
Posted: 07/18/08 at 10:59 AM 
Haha that's funny. Cute joke!

That's cool you did that. I should look into doing things like that. I use to volunteer at a local organic farm and all of the harvest went to local families. They would have cooking demonstrations right outside of the farm and the local kids would come and help cook. It was a good experience.
devilinme
 
Tallmadge, OH
42 / M - Other
Posted: 07/18/08 at 02:42 PM 

Thanks doll...   and I do enjoy it.

Inti
 
Madison, WI
21 / F - Attached
Posted: 07/18/08 at 02:28 PM 
Wow, that looks packed!
devilinme
 
Tallmadge, OH
42 / M - Other
Posted: 07/18/08 at 02:43 PM 
Exactly what I said when I saw it... lol...   we put out seats for only 125.

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