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Posted: 01/06/09 at 10:39 PM  RSS
Apple does it again! Genius!

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samguss  -  Staff Photographer
 
Fort Lauderdale, FL
20 / F - Attached
Posted: 01/06/09 at 10:43 PM 
"where people use their computers for actual work and not just dicking around"
Mercedes  -  Model
 
Bay Area, CA
F - Single
Posted: 01/06/09 at 10:43 PM 
Prendick  -  Fine Artist
 
Prendicktable, IN
39 / M - Married
Posted: 01/06/09 at 10:45 PM 
that shit better not be true cause i'm still on panther and i got a lot of updates to deal with before i even plug in that god damn time capsule bullshit

fuck...i'm still on itunes 7 but at least all the old school shit is 69 cents now...yay me for being old and on a fixed income


Chromedioxide
 
Salisbury, MD
32 / M - Other
Posted: 01/07/09 at 05:30 PM 
 69 cents??? You can get almost everything for free from the russian/scandinavian net pirates. 
rpg  -  Staff Photographer
 
Regina, SK
M - Other
Posted: 01/06/09 at 10:54 PM 


next story.....Microsoft does away with Windows, saying thats its just gotten too large and complex.  The new operating system will have a command line interface and will be branded DOS 2009.
fallenstar
 
Portland, OR
M - Other
Posted: 01/06/09 at 11:26 PM 
did i see a sentence that said, the abortion went well. amazing.
omniphiliac  -  Writer
 
San Francisco, CA
27 / M - Other
Posted: 01/07/09 at 12:17 AM 
"nothing is more simple that a giant big button"
wes  -  Photographer
 
Louisville, KY
33 / M - Other
Posted: 01/07/09 at 05:11 AM 
well for some odd reason steve does have a phobia of buttons.

this is prolly going to give him ideas
Baunfire  -  Model
 
Orange Park, FL
F - Single
Posted: 01/07/09 at 06:14 AM 
HAHAHAH... That would SUCK in my opinion :D
Tadpole
 
Lake Villa, IL
33 / M - Single
Posted: 01/07/09 at 09:07 AM 
That line about actual work kills me!!
Sylvia  -  Model
 
Baltimore, MD
26 / F - Single
Posted: 01/07/09 at 09:51 AM 
HAHA!
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