Hi! I'm new here

i ordered a bed off ebay recently

total fucking nightmare.
came in a ten foot box full of three thousand packing peanuts.
i tried to get the bed out of the box in my front lawn and the 
peanuts went everywhere. took me four hours to clean it up and 
repackage the box.

i then put the box on the curb where it has been for a month.
every once and a while the box gets hit by the sprinklers,
warps, and lets peanuts out into the neighbors lawns.
one by one they complain to me and i go pick up more 
fucking packing peanuts out of their lawns.

today finally the city came to pick up the box.
and they only did because i stared at them from my front porch.
as they were putting it in the truck all mad at me the bottom fell out and the 
peanuts filled the street.

fucking hilarious.
box is finally gone.

i'm home sick so this is as exciting as my week gets.