Name: Jersey
Location: Jersey
Country: United Kingdom
Member Since: December 7, 2005
Number of Posts: 16333
Age/Gender: 28 / F
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Status: Other
Sexual Preference: Boys
About Me: No I don't live in New Jersey. I live in Jersey. It's about 30 miles from France in Europe.

Well she's all you'd ever want, she's the kind they'd like to flaunt and take to dinner. Well she always knows her place. She's got style, she's got grace, She's a winner. She's a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, She's a Lady. None of this is true about me.

In short, this is me. Who you are speaking to now, online or in person. There isn't any difference.
Body Alterations: I've got a lot of bad ink, and some good ink. The good ink includes:

Star sleeve by JayJay Dallas (UK)
Back of calves by JayJay Dallas (UK)
Sleeve no where near finished by Demien C (UK)
Feet by Justin at Adorn in Portland OR
Chad Koeplinger custom small piece (USA)
Various pieces on lower legs: highlights by Stu and Matt at Spider Murphy's (USA) and Tiny Miss Becca (UK)
Chest piece by David Sena (USA)
Large thigh piece by David Sena (USA)

All padded out with bad pieces as I mentioned before, but like everyone here, its a work in progress.
What I like: Tea and lots of it. Crisps (potato chips). Travelling and adventures. Fun with friends. Whisky. Iceland. Robots. Russian. Beardy. Cadbury's Caramel pieces. Taking the piss. Pride and Prejudice. Spooning and cuddles. Cats. Random acts of badness. Marks and Spencer food. Proper fish and chips. Following my heart. Das Boot. Cake.

If you can make me laugh, then you're okay in my book.
Visual stimulation: My Flickr
Who am I?: I'm the Queen of Fucking Everything™ thats who I am.
If I'm rude...: Take the hint!
Wishlists: The Baby list, as people keep on asking me...

Cupcake lists:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/registry/OQIFOP7W5KNO

Aural stimulation: My Last FM
52 Friends
 Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 
Posted: 2 hours ago  RSS
Another week.
Work this week has been horrendous.  I would blame the 4 day week, but last week was pretty bad too.  I don't mind working late while I have nothing/no one to go home too though.  I do having to do 4/5 peoples work on top of my own, but c'est la vie.  Also there is a women at work I want to punch.  She is such a stupid skanky mare.  I wish she would just shut up.  About everything.  Shes stopped talking about her bedroom antics for now, but I expect Monday we will have to hear all about the weekends events.  We have an open plan office and her voice just CARRIES through my whole section.

Someone else left work today, and we had boardroom drinks, which was nice.  I then went to see Step Brothers at the cinema and it was utterly brilliant.  Just brilliant.  In everyway I thought it hilarious.  SO many hilarious bits, but I am still crying at the 'final song'  not to mention Boats n' Hoes, which was legendary.  There were so many quotable parts of that film.  I might have to go see it again.

Unfortunately in the cinema, carrying my swim kit, work bag and mint choc chip ice cream I fell over (I am the only person I know that falls UP stairs and not DOWN them) and ate step before the film started.  I was kinda embarrassed and none of the kids asked if my 32 week pregnant self was okay.  An older man at the front asked if I was okay, but the only thing I could muster was "The important thing is my ice cream survived!" and then I did some weird neurotic horsey laugh like you hear deranged rich women.  The shame.  My knee hurts and my belly kinda hurts but I'm home now and was prepared for the fact that clumsiness gets worse when you are preggo.  But enough of that. 

There was something else I was going to say but I forgot.  Tomorrow I am mailing biscuits to and .


I need to lie down a while.



Maybe tomorrow I'll have crumpets.
Mood: sore

(8 comments)
Milan  -  Model
 
Lethbridge, AB
23 / F - Attached
Posted: 2 hours ago 
If it makes you feel any better, I fall UP the stairs far more often than down!

You should just punch the chick, it's not liked she's allowed to punch you back

Edited By: Milan - 2 hours ago
Shawndaddy
 
Tustin, CA
34 / M - Single
Posted: 1 hour ago 
The ability to fall "up" stairs just ads to your uniqueness.  Besides, clumbsiness is, more often than not, a very cute characteristic (assuming it doesn't get you killed).

At 32 weeks, your center of gravity should be lowering.. so maybe that'll help keep you grounded. 

I hope your knee and belly feel better though. * hug *
Jersey  -  Moderator
 
Jersey
28 / F - Other
Posted: 1 hour ago 
Dude, I am pretty good at falling upstairs, I think I do it twice a month as it is.  I liken it to a wave crashing on a beach, my feet seem to sort of tumble over themselves when I am forced to take smaller steps.  This is why I walk fast, I'm not fast, I'm just forced to stride!  You have to do these things when you have an inside leg of 36"! 

Granted, saying that, its not normal to get your foot caught in the bottom of your own trousers.
Shawndaddy
 
Tustin, CA
34 / M - Single
Posted: 1 hour ago 
Damn woman! Those are some legs you got there! I'm 6'6", but my inseam is only 34". hahaha
Shawndaddy
 
Tustin, CA
34 / M - Single
Posted: 1 hour ago 
p.s.

Yaay for biscuits!
Sylvia  -  Model
 
Baltimore, MD
25 / F - Single
Posted: 59 mins ago 
stepbrothers was hilarious. I was skeptical at first but ended up loving it. and you must be a professional drinker for falling down with ice cream and not spilling or dropping it!
GraveyardSally  -  Model
 
Las Vegas, NV
29 / F - Married
Posted: 51 mins ago 
i fall up the stairs too, and i can't even blame that on being knocked up anymore.
wickhd
 
North West Kent, G5
46 / M - Single
Posted: 34 mins ago 
mmmmm, crumpets 'n tea.....luuverly

 


remember   
forgot password  |  join


Mag - Features:
• Metalocalypse
• Sound & Fury
• Ministry
• MC Chris
• Derek Hess

Mag - CD Reviews:
• She & Him
• Mike Doughty
• Enter Shikari
• The Queers
• Rivers Cuomo

 

 
 
  > The Girls   > Forums   > Community   > Groups   > Magazine   > Info   > Nation   > Help   > Affiliates   > 18 U.S.C. Section 2257 Back To Top  
Copyright © 2003-2008 Deviant Nation. All rights reserved.