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Name:kr1pl3d[ Homepage ]
Last Activity: 10/03/08 at 11:04 AM
Location: Delray Beach, FL
Country: United States
Member Since: December 28, 2007
Number of Posts: 724
Age/Gender: 27 / M
Zodiac Sign: Cancer
Status: Single
Sexual Preference: Girls
Open To: Friends, Playmates
About Me: I'm a foul mouthed, sarcastic, cynical bastard. I like to laugh at people when they hurt themselves.I make people cry and draw on them for a living. I hate stupidity, and highway 95. I have an ego and it's much bigger than my portfolio, but I hold my own zappin tats. I specialize in neo-traditional Japanese tattooing, and new school graffiti. I'm getting into photo-realism, I'm loving it, and only wish I could do more. I constantly strive to become the best artist I can be. I know I'll never be the best, but I'm willing to learn, share, grow, experiment, and lay some damn good artwork. I've been tattooing seven years, and I've been in a wheelchair for four. All in all it's not bad, I'm eye level with boobies and I always have a place for the ladies to sit...and I get VIP at theme parks....no lines
Musak: Rancid, Throwdown, Hatebreed, Terror, Snot, Dropkick Murphys, Op Ivy, Gwar, Nailbomb,E Town Concrete, Marilyn Manson, Dead Kennedys, Genitorturers, Rancid, Lars Frederiksen, Nirvana, Madball, Slapshot, Artimus PyledriverAtmosphere,Social Distortion, Misfits,No Redeeming Social Value, SkinLab, S.O.D., Wu Tang, Immortal Technique, Sage Francis, Jedi Mind Tricks, Diabolic, Big L, Notorious B.I.G., Canibus, Masta Ace, P.O.S., Alias, Das Efx, Digable Planets, Camp Lo, Tribe Called Quest, The Roots, Too $hort, Tek N9NE...many others
Favorite Movies: Oh God.... Old School, 300, Apocalypto, Running Scared, The Godfather, Goodfellas, How High, Casino, Legend, Waiting, Van Wilder, Shogun Assassin, Ong Bak, District D13, Snatch, Kung Pao, Sweeney Todd, LOTR trilogy, Matrix trilogy, Underworld and Underworld Evolution, Pathfinder, Follow That Bird, Iron Monkey, Fearless, Hero, House of Flying Daggers, Sin City, Smokin Aces, Lucky Number Sleven, The Departed, Pan's Labyrinth, Zatoichi, Kill Bill 1&2, The Grindhouse movies... the list goes on and on
Favorite Books/Authors: Books are great for propping up tables
Indulgence: Tattoos
sex
boobies
Mary Jane
Crown Royal
Concerts
Latex and Vinyl
Blood
Kissing
Oral
Painting
Bondage
Drawing
Nudity
Smoking
I phuckin hate: Stupidity, junkies&crackheads, being corrected, high heels on hard floors, flip flops, shrilly voices, and people sticking their finger through my ear.
Pays The Bills: Custom electric dermal pigment applications @ Big Brain2
3281 N Federal Hwy
Pompano Fl. 33064
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Posted: 10/01/08 at 08:34 AM  RSS
My car was totalled... Which is lovely
So I got a 2009 Scion Xb about 3-4 months ago, and decided to make a road trip home for some much needed r and r. On the way up here I hit my 5,000 mile mark on my car and at 5,000 miles I am granted a courtesy maintenance check up so I made an appointment at a Toyota dealer here in Illinois to get a few minor things fixed and get my maintenance inspection....Well they did all that, but when they were done some mechanic thought it would be a good idea to drive my car in to a fucking car lift and a fucking hybrid Prius fell off the lift onto the roof and hood of my car smashing it to shit. Which ironically is pretty funny because when I got there I was talking to a salesman about trading my car in for a black one but didn't want to start payments over and all that. I went to lunch and when I got back the salesman asked me how bad I wanted that black one, I thought he was just trying to make a sale real quick until the gm of the place comes over and tells me they wrecked my car. My car was so fucked up I almost cried( needless to say there were some very colorful metaphors spewing from my mouth at incredible volume.) Then they fuckin teased me with this tricked out Scion with 19 inch rims, ground effects, leather and suede interior, dvd player, tv's in the headrests, and a system that'll blow out your ear drums, took me on a test drive in it, and led me to believe they were gonna trade me outright for my car because of the inconvenience, only to tell me there's too much money invested in it and they wouldn't trade... Fuckin bogus. But I am getting a brand new 2009 black Scion xb with all the same features my car had so it's not a total bust. It's the color I originally wanted so that's one upside. Now I just gotta wait a few days and go through all the paperwork and I got another new car, and hopefully I have better luck with this one because I seriously need a streak of good luck.
Mood: annoyed
Music: Gwar: Dirty/Filthy

(13 comments)
Morghann
 
Palm Coast, FL
20 / F - Married
Posted: 10/01/08 at 08:47 AM 
Dude that is  bumer.

Hope it ges befor you!
Good luck!
kr1pl3d  -  Ink Slinger
 
Delray Beach, FL
27 / M - Single
Posted: 10/01/08 at 09:06 AM 
Yeah it is, but it seems every cloud has a silver lining in it somewhere...
 How fuckin cheesy is that.lol

Thanks, I need all the luck I can get  
Maggie  -  Model
 
Fort Lauderdale, FL
25 / F - Attached
Posted: 10/01/08 at 08:55 AM 
How the fuck!?
That is just insane. Sorry to hear about that.

So when will you be back down here?

And what is your new schedule at work?
kr1pl3d  -  Ink Slinger
 
Delray Beach, FL
27 / M - Single
Posted: 10/01/08 at 09:01 AM 
Yeah, I don't know? It's ridiculous.
But it's cool I'm getting another new car, thanks tho

I'll hopefully be down by next Wednesday and back to work by Thursday.
My days off are Tuesday and Wednesday, and I work by appointment on Sunday.
Every other day I work from 12:00 till 10:00 or later
Arin  -  Model
 
San Rafael, CA
24 / F - Married
Posted: 10/01/08 at 08:58 AM 
jesus what the hell kind of crap is that!  Hey at least you get a new one!
kr1pl3d  -  Ink Slinger
 
Delray Beach, FL
27 / M - Single
Posted: 10/01/08 at 09:03 AM 
I know right. It's pretty crazy. lol
Sylvia  -  Model
 
Baltimore, MD
25 / F - Single
Posted: 10/01/08 at 09:41 AM 
thats so insane. on a much smaller level, I got into an accident once and the repair shop got rear ended in my car when they were test driving it after they repaired it ha!

totally ridiculous. I can't believe they did that.
Krimsonnox
 
Austin, TX
F - Open Marriage
Posted: 10/01/08 at 10:01 AM 
they should trick it out at least a little for you cuz seriously how fucked up this is for you in the mean time.but at least you'll get a new one. hope the luck changes for you man.
Sweetz  -  Model
 
Owings, MD
22 / F - Single
Posted: 10/01/08 at 10:05 AM 
thats crazy!! lol there would be some colorful words comin out of my mouth too if that happened to me. haha.
samguss  -  Staff Photographer
 
Fort Lauderdale, FL
20 / F - Attached
Posted: 10/01/08 at 12:37 PM 
When Danny got the text I was like "... what? how the hell?" That's so crazy, but at least you get the color you wanted
Inti
 
Madison, WI
21 / F - Attached
Posted: 10/01/08 at 05:11 PM 
That's really fucked up. At least now you're getting the color you wanted!
corporate_punk  -  Fine Artist
 
Suffolk, VA
27 / M - Single
Posted: 10/01/08 at 09:42 PM 
what kind of dumb fuck does some shit like that
LadyLazarus  -  Ink Slinger
 
Marshfield, WI
27 / F - Attached
Posted: 10/03/08 at 12:30 PM 
 wow 
damn people are stupid,
but hey at east there's an upside!

 


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