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Contact Info
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Ian Mathes:
Vatican Custom Tattoo Studio
99 E. Oakland park blvd. Oakland Park, Fl. 33334 |
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About My Art
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| I put it on people |
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Last Activity: 10/03/08 at 11:04 AM |
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Location: Delray Beach, FL |
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Country: United States |
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Member Since: December 28, 2007 |
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Number of Posts: 724 |
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Age/Gender: 27 / M |
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Zodiac Sign: Cancer |
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Status: Single |
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Sexual Preference: Girls |
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Open To: Friends, Playmates |
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About Me: I'm a foul mouthed, sarcastic, cynical bastard. I like to laugh at people when they hurt themselves.I make people cry and draw on them for a living. I hate stupidity, and highway 95. I have an ego and it's much bigger than my portfolio, but I hold my own zappin tats. I specialize in neo-traditional Japanese tattooing, and new school graffiti. I'm getting into photo-realism, I'm loving it, and only wish I could do more. I constantly strive to become the best artist I can be. I know I'll never be the best, but I'm willing to learn, share, grow, experiment, and lay some damn good artwork. I've been tattooing seven years, and I've been in a wheelchair for four. All in all it's not bad, I'm eye level with boobies and I always have a place for the ladies to sit...and I get VIP at theme parks....no lines |
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Musak: Rancid, Throwdown, Hatebreed, Terror, Snot, Dropkick Murphys, Op Ivy, Gwar, Nailbomb,E Town Concrete, Marilyn Manson, Dead Kennedys, Genitorturers, Rancid, Lars Frederiksen, Nirvana, Madball, Slapshot, Artimus PyledriverAtmosphere,Social Distortion, Misfits,No Redeeming Social Value, SkinLab, S.O.D., Wu Tang, Immortal Technique, Sage Francis, Jedi Mind Tricks, Diabolic, Big L, Notorious B.I.G., Canibus, Masta Ace, P.O.S., Alias, Das Efx, Digable Planets, Camp Lo, Tribe Called Quest, The Roots, Too $hort, Tek N9NE...many others |
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Favorite Movies: Oh God.... Old School, 300, Apocalypto, Running Scared, The Godfather, Goodfellas, How High, Casino, Legend, Waiting, Van Wilder, Shogun Assassin, Ong Bak, District D13, Snatch, Kung Pao, Sweeney Todd, LOTR trilogy, Matrix trilogy, Underworld and Underworld Evolution, Pathfinder, Follow That Bird, Iron Monkey, Fearless, Hero, House of Flying Daggers, Sin City, Smokin Aces, Lucky Number Sleven, The Departed, Pan's Labyrinth, Zatoichi, Kill Bill 1&2, The Grindhouse movies... the list goes on and on |
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Favorite Books/Authors: Books are great for propping up tables |
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Indulgence: Tattoos
sex
boobies
Mary Jane
Crown Royal
Concerts
Latex and Vinyl
Blood
Kissing
Oral
Painting
Bondage
Drawing
Nudity
Smoking |
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I phuckin hate: Stupidity, junkies&crackheads, being corrected, high heels on hard floors, flip flops, shrilly voices, and people sticking their finger through my ear. |
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Pays The Bills: Custom electric dermal pigment applications @ Big Brain2
3281 N Federal Hwy
Pompano Fl. 33064 |
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Posted: 10/01/08 at 08:34 AM |
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| My car was totalled... Which is lovely |
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So I got a 2009 Scion Xb about 3-4 months ago, and decided to make a road trip home for some much needed r and r. On the way up here I hit my 5,000 mile mark on my car and at 5,000 miles I am granted a courtesy maintenance check up so I made an appointment at a Toyota dealer here in Illinois to get a few minor things fixed and get my maintenance inspection....Well they did all that, but when they were done some mechanic thought it would be a good idea to drive my car in to a fucking car lift and a fucking hybrid Prius fell off the lift onto the roof and hood of my car smashing it to shit. Which ironically is pretty funny because when I got there I was talking to a salesman about trading my car in for a black one but didn't want to start payments over and all that. I went to lunch and when I got back the salesman asked me how bad I wanted that black one, I thought he was just trying to make a sale real quick until the gm of the place comes over and tells me they wrecked my car. My car was so fucked up I almost cried( needless to say there were some very colorful metaphors spewing from my mouth at incredible volume.) Then they fuckin teased me with this tricked out Scion with 19 inch rims, ground effects, leather and suede interior, dvd player, tv's in the headrests, and a system that'll blow out your ear drums, took me on a test drive in it, and led me to believe they were gonna trade me outright for my car because of the inconvenience, only to tell me there's too much money invested in it and they wouldn't trade... Fuckin bogus. But I am getting a brand new 2009 black Scion xb with all the same features my car had so it's not a total bust. It's the color I originally wanted so that's one upside. Now I just gotta wait a few days and go through all the paperwork and I got another new car, and hopefully I have better luck with this one because I seriously need a streak of good luck.
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Gwar: Dirty/Filthy |
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