Hello and hi.  Tis I, Swindle, the Dead Girl, apparently.  Apologies abounding for my recent absence.  Been dealing with graduating, a well-needed vacation and road trip, and two jobs and an internship amounting to 85 hour work weeks.  Yeesh!

Apnea and another pal recently stayed with me.  I miss her so much.  While she was here, we celebrated our love for shark week.  We are shark sisters.  Evidence below:



While she was here, she took this lil shot of me after doing my hair and makeup for fun times.  I think I look creepy, but different and I like that.  Annnnd then I stuck a popsicle in her hooha  Wheee!  



Oh, and iTunes, fuck you!  I hate you and your not allowing me to get music from my friend's computer onto my ipod no matter how hard I try.  How the hell do you unsynch an iPod, guys?  And fuck you, Apple, for not allowing me to steal music, you anti-pirating assholes!  How dare you try and make the most money possible!  You already have olympic-size swimming pools full of thousand dollar bills.  Myabe even bajillion dollar bills, for all I know.  I don't really know how big an olympic-sized swimmign pool is, to be honest.

Whereas I hate iTunes at the moment and it's not allowing me to listen to awesome Snakes On A Plane soundtracks, I do love love love a new lingerie company I recently did a runway show for.  I got to wear a custom bra/panties/garter set, and then for my second outfit, got to walk down the aisle in my first ever cutom waist cincher, seen below!

 

You can check out more of the awesome designs from this company on their site, PurrfectPineapples.com!  The ever lovely Porcelain modeled in the show as well.  She is a babe!  She is going to help me start corset training to thin out my ribs a bit.  I love her so much and miss her to bits!  She walks on her ass.  True story.

Oh, and I am so excited to see a new banner and new avatar on my profile!  I'm super anxious to see this set, I knew it was going to come out really rad based on the few shots Lithium Picnic showed me the night we shot it at my place.  I cannot WAIT to see the final product!

I move in less than a week.  i have not packed much yet.  Ugh!

xxo