So...yeah...Mike and Shawn bought this Singer Sewing Machine. An old from. From the 70s. The kind that comes in a desk. Fucking sweet. Well its been sitting in the garage since...well they bought it. and I decided...I wanted it...I want to start sewing shit. so we bring it in the house.

Well my first rendevous with the sewing machine didn't go so well. Got pissed cuz i couldnt figure something out. Came about you know...5 seconds from throwing it out the window or beating it witha hammer.

Well I decided against that and walked away. The next day came back....sat down...figured it out. Fucking awesome.

So today...or tonight i hsould say. I decide to hem up the really expensive awesome drapes Mikes mom gave us. So I start with the first one, Hem it.....and make a little thingy to hold it back.

The I go to start on the second drape...and well I accidentally switched the stitching style to Buttonhole. Thats not good...I dont want that. So I switch it back....well then it starts sewing backwards. and not very good I might add. Its not supposed to sew like that on straight sticht. So I get pissed.

Im very angry at this point. If you know me and how I get frustrated...welll..its like wanting to stab someone in the eye with a hot french fry.

So Mike gets home....I tell him its stupid and I wrote Singer sewing company cuz its gay. yeah..so he sits down to try and be calm about it and fix it.

Well we went through all the steps. and in the book for it...it says you have to go back and stitch a fucking button to make it run the course ...then go back to normal sewing.

Well to do that I have to put on all this stuff on there just for a fucking button hole. So I put on all the god damn stuff.....and guess what...it didnt sew a fuckign buttonhole. It just bunched up and didnt sew anything. yeah fucking great. So now im even more pissed.

ALL I WANT TO FUCKING DO IS HEM MY DRAPES!!!!!

I shouldnt have to sew a million fucking button holes to do this. Fucking stupid. I hate old machineery. Actually I love it...untill it does me wrong. Well guess what sewing machine...your fucking goin down. Damn the man.

I swear to god....its a big conspiracy for the thread companys and fabric comapnys.....

They sat in the big offices one day and came up wth this theory that if they made a sewing machine that you had to sew a full button hole to continue on with normal work. You would have to go out and buy more thread and fabric. because there are ppl like me who hit the butthole lever one to many times. And each time you hit it, thats a start of a new button. So i have to sew 50 fucking buttonholes.......just to hem my drapes. Do you know how much fucking thread and fabric that is?

Yeah I dont either...but i know its a fucking lot. So there you go Sewing companys......youve fucking won!!!!!!!!!!! I hope your fucking happy duche bags. Because im have nothing else to do...Ill play your game. Im going to sit up all night and sew all the fucking buttholes and im gonna fucking be happy about it. Yeah...what!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck you and your ways. DAMN YOU SEWING MACHINE COMPANYS!!!!