Name:

Apnea

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Last Activity: 05/10/08 at 08:59 AM

Country: United States

Member Since: December 23, 2005

Number of Posts: 906

Age/Gender: 22 / F

Zodiac Sign: Leo

Sexual Preference: Boys & Girls

About Me: I live at Apneatic.com. But I hang out at Deviant Nation with Dr. Picnic.

Body Alterations: Tattoos on arm, back of neck, right calf, right hip, left hip. Soon on left arm and back. Just depends on when I plan on running my modeling career into the ground. Holla

Favorite Bands: I've been listening to Baroque and Romantic classical music lately. I realized the reason I like most of the bands I've listened to for years is because they're depressing and it felt familiar and comfortable to me. Like Jesus said, you can't put new wine into old wineskins. Haha, I said Jesus.

Sometimes: I freak out and clear out my profiles. It's a challenge tryinig to sell myself with so much space!

I need this in my life: A nice lady deserves nice things.


If it looks like there's two of the same thing on the list, it's because I feel I need the leotard in silver and in turquoise. I want to please you.

Likes: self improvement, sunshine, picnics *wink*, iced green tea, raw almond brownies, girls with shaved heads, lip gloss, mascara, asymmetrical haircuts, real corsets, stockings, stiletto heels with no platform, ankle boots, my big red umbrella, my cat Gonad, Lithium Picnic, Apneaticmedia.com, YTMND, 4chan, my website, incense, homeopathy, biology, nutrition, audiobooks, boats, animals, plants, privacy, driving, fasting, exercising, writing, La Guadalupana, thong-back leotards, yerba mate, stripper poles, strippers, naked girls in the house, sluts! I love sluts.

Fun Facts: 1. I love Mr. Picnic, he's the best.
2. I'm vegan
3. I like to pretend like I have eating disorders, I think it's funny but odds are I'm setting a bad example.
4. I didn't like what I wrote here
5. I like hanging out with people, but I'm really bad at talking to them
6. I like to be friends with girls. Even the girls that say they don't like girls. I have a hard time talking to guys, I don't think I understand them well enough.
7. I throw everything away, or I sell it to make money for the lawsuit. But for some reason my side of the house is still full of stuff.
8. I love the Holidays so much I want to punch myself in the face to calm down I get so excited about it.
9. I don't drive, I walk everywhere - anywhere from 5 to 30 miles a week
10. I like simple things, like sitting outside and watching the trees.
11. When I get older I want to live on a farm and sell vegan cakes and cookies online
12. I miss being in school. My vocabulary has suffered greatly for taking such a long break.
13. My favorite animal is the Okapi
14. I don't drink, I don't smoke, and I won't preach or give you shit if you do. Smoking and drinking used to be two of my favorite things!