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smalltownjuliet
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Posted: 07/24/08 at 11:33 AM


WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A family court judge in New Zealand has had enough with parents giving their children bizarre names here, and did something about it.


Just ask Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. He had her renamed.

Judge Rob Murfitt made the 9-year-old girl a ward of the court so that her name could be changed, he said in a ruling made public Thursday. The girl was involved in a custody battle, he said.


The new name was not made public to protect the girl's privacy.


"The court is profoundly concerned about the very poor judgment which this child's parents have shown in choosing this name," he wrote. "It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap, unnecessarily."


The girl had been so embarrassed at the name that she had never told her closest friends what it was. She told people to call her "K" instead, the girl's lawyer, Colleen MacLeod, told the court.


In his ruling, Murfitt cited a list of the unfortunate names.


Registration officials blocked some names, including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit, he said. But others were allowed, including Number 16 Bus Shelter "and tragically, Violence," he said.


New Zealand law does not allow names that would cause offense to a reasonable person, among other conditions, said Brian Clarke, the registrar general of Births, Deaths and Marriages.


Clarke said officials usually talked to parents who proposed unusual names to convince them about the potential for embarrassment.




Leila
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Posted: 07/27/08 at 06:12 AM
Reminds me of that Johny Cash song, "A boy named Sue".

Jersey
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Posted: 07/27/08 at 06:14 AM
I read that and meant to post it here. Honestly. HOW exactly do names like that get ALLOWED and signed off by people registering the birth?!?!

nyssa
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Posted: 07/29/08 at 11:41 AM
I would vote very loud annoying parents. The only way the people registering the birth would do that is if it turns into a big fight. Hopefully at least.

Kamillah
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Posted: 07/29/08 at 08:27 PM
Oh my gosh those parents should be slapped.
What the hell would people call her??

smalltownjuliet
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Posted: 07/29/08 at 08:29 PM
She said that she never told anyone her real name and just had people call her "K"

Vera
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Posted: 07/29/08 at 09:51 PM

This is the kinda shit that makes me want to get the hell out of New Zealand.

I swear to god everyone here has an i.q of 20.


smalltownjuliet
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Posted: 07/30/08 at 06:21 AM
Vera said:

This is the kinda shit that makes me want to get the hell out of New Zealand.

I swear to god everyone here has an i.q of 20.


We've got names just as bad here in the States.
I know a family who named every one of their kids after a crayola crayon color.

I know another family who named their son YoMajesty and their daughter Yoroyalhighness

the list goes on...

maybe not as bad as the hula name but still...

and celebrities name their kids stupid things all the time!



Vera
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Posted: 07/30/08 at 04:32 PM
smalltownjuliet said:

Vera said:

This is the kinda shit that makes me want to get the hell out of New Zealand.

I swear to god everyone here has an i.q of 20.


We've got names just as bad here in the States.
I know a family who named every one of their kids after a crayola crayon color.

I know another family who named their son YoMajesty and their daughter Yoroyalhighness

the list goes on...

maybe not as bad as the hula name but still...

and celebrities name their kids stupid things all the time!




Ha, I love names like Shananay and La-tesha.
I love crazy black lady names.

I guess I'm just bitter because I got picked on because of my name.

Yvannah.

I used to get
Ivana humpalot
Ivana tinkle
Ivana open my legs

etc etc.


Raeli
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Posted: 07/31/08 at 09:43 PM
I'm naming my first born son "Rambo First Blood Part 1"

Cooter
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Posted: 08/01/08 at 08:48 PM
fuck yeah!

i get to be godfather!

lock
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Posted: 08/12/08 at 11:17 AM
Yet more evidence that there should be some sort of exam before people are allowed to breed. What do they think happens when idiots mate?

Jersey
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Posted: 08/12/08 at 01:26 PM
lock said:

Yet more evidence that there should be some sort of exam before people are allowed to breed. What do they think happens when idiots mate?


TADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!




lock
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Posted: 08/12/08 at 01:34 PM
Must.......resist.......joke.......about...inbreeding in Jersey.
Just......too.....easy!

Jersey
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Posted: 08/12/08 at 01:36 PM
its alright, I'm not from here, and I conceived abroad haha

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