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Logan
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Saint Charles, MO
United States
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Joined:   Mar 07, 07
Posted: 07/29/08 at 01:05 PM
Your dream dinner party, you can invite five people. Who do you bring and why, and where would it be?

My picks:

1.) Steven Jesse Bernstein - Because he's the most verbosely beautiful nut-job I've ever heard.
2.) Francessca Lia Block - I want her to sit on the coffee table while we all drink wine and she tells us stories.
3.) Fiona Apple - I want her. I've wanted her since I was a kid, still want her now. Would do so many awful things to her. Oh, and "This world is BULLSHIT!"
4.) James Dean - The last renaissance man. He just has to come to my party. Thats that.
5.) Marilyn Monroe - If I give her enough champagne, she'll sleep with me. Thats my plan. And I want her to lay on my piano and sing I'm Through With Love while everyone smokes and lounges on sofas.

My sexy party would be in a canyon in a googie-style house freestanding in the rocks. No roads or phones allowed. Something like Jayne Mansfield's Pink Palace before they tore it down.

hellsbelle
Saint Louis, MO
United States
Posts:   1004
Joined:   Feb 22, 06
Posted: 07/29/08 at 01:32 PM
i'm having a zombie party. because there's a shit ton of cool dead people. and i guess that's be the only time i'd get to hang out with them.

my guest list:

hank sr. so we can get twangy with it
wendy o williams because she way too badass to stay dead
gg allin so that him and wendy can be shitbags together
bob marley cuz he'd bring the weed
el duce because i already have gg and wendy invited so why the hell not

my party would be on big rock candy mountain because there's a lake of stew and whiskey too, so we wouldn't run out

Jersey
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Jersey, 0
United Kingdom
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Joined:   Dec 07, 05
Posted: 07/29/08 at 01:41 PM
I would invite:

Aside from my nearest and dearest friends, if we are talking famous types...

1) Willie Nelson - because he is awesome and we could all listen to his stories of when he was a bit wild and then maybe have a singalong afterwards!
2) Gordon Ramsey - I like his no nonsense. Although if I am cooking, I might be a bit afraid to invite him.
3) BIll Bailey - because he is a genius
4) Tracy Emin but I might regret that because her and Gordon would probably fight and clash over opinions
5) Lauren Bacall - "I was this flat-chested, big-footed, lanky thing" into a movie goddess

There are loads more people I'd like to invite, but for now, this would do.


Mayhem
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Seattle, WA
United States
Posts:   6251
Joined:   Feb 21, 08
Posted: 07/29/08 at 01:47 PM

Tim Burton - because he has a brilliant creative mind.
Billy Idol - So he can sing to me
Salvador Dali - I don't need a why, just that amazing
- because I want her.
Johnny Depp - Because I want to do dirty things to him.

Mad Hatter's dinner table in Wonderland would be the location.


TMFKABanana
Indianapolis, IN
United States
Posts:   1517
Joined:   Feb 19, 06
Posted: 07/29/08 at 02:56 PM
hellsbelle said:

i'm having a zombie party. because there's a shit ton of cool dead people. and i guess that's be the only time i'd get to hang out with them.

my guest list:

hank sr. so we can get twangy with it
wendy o williams because she way too badass to stay dead
gg allin so that him and wendy can be shitbags together
bob marley cuz he'd bring the weed
el duce because i already have gg and wendy invited so why the hell not

my party would be on big rock candy mountain because there's a lake of stew and whiskey too, so we wouldn't run out


Can you paddle all around it in a big canoe?


Vera
Fort Knox, KY
United States
Posts:   483
Joined:   Jul 31, 07
Posted: 07/29/08 at 09:49 PM
All of the members of Duran Duran

Nanachan
River Edge, NJ
United States
Posts:   2634
Joined:   Jan 28, 08
Posted: 07/30/08 at 02:07 AM
1. George Carlin- Cuz he would start the best conversations
2.Billy Joel- Cuz he's a legend
3. Tom Waits- He and Billy can drink together
4.Roman Dirge- He can draw crazy pictures on the place mats with me
5.Ayn Rand- She can be intellectual with me :D

Jersey Diner, definately :D

hellsbelle
Saint Louis, MO
United States
Posts:   1004
Joined:   Feb 22, 06
Posted: 07/30/08 at 12:46 PM
TMFKABanana said:

hellsbelle said:

i'm having a zombie party. because there's a shit ton of cool dead people. and i guess that's be the only time i'd get to hang out with them.

my guest list:

hank sr. so we can get twangy with it
wendy o williams because she way too badass to stay dead
gg allin so that him and wendy can be shitbags together
bob marley cuz he'd bring the weed
el duce because i already have gg and wendy invited so why the hell not

my party would be on big rock candy mountain because there's a lake of stew and whiskey too, so we wouldn't run out


Can you paddle all around it in a big canoe?


damn yeah you can. that's where my party will be. on a big canoe, floating down the little streams of alcohol that are trickling down the rocks in between said stew and whiskey lakes. with the occasional docking by the cigarette trees. in the big rock candy mountains.

CplKhaos
Tallahassee, FL
United States
Posts:   126
Joined:   Jul 03, 08
Posted: 07/30/08 at 08:02 PM
1. Winston Churchill So I can get his take on things today and see how he would deal with them. Plus I want to drink with 'The Man"

2.Muhamad So I can gain some insight into the religious side of this mess we are in.

3. Harry S. Truman I would like to talk to the last American president with a pair of balls.

4.Lewis Black Because he is a funny motherfucker

5. Ho Nygun Giap He is like the Yoda of unconventional warfare

My party would be a casual deal around a table with multitude of food and drinks, nothing fancy.

delilah
Model
Mckeesport, PA
United States
Posts:   10065
Joined:   Nov 27, 05
Posted: 07/31/08 at 12:41 PM
1.Layne Staley- I'd make him sing for me, because his voice is just amazing
2.Bob Saget- because every dinner party needs some great fucked-up humor
3.Donita Sparks (from L7)- she was my first girlie-crush, and I have ulterior motives bwwahahaha
4.Madeline Kahn- she is a goddess, enough said
5.Snoop Dogg- we can talk Steelers over a nice relaxing after dinner, um, cigar

It would be more of a camp-out than a dinner party. In the middle of the woods, away from the rest of the world.



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