They are afraid of the all powerful cum shot going straight in their eye, that shit burns.

Yeah THAT annoys me.

Or when they cum, they make gorrilla noises. Annoying!

Porn Peeves...

Simple really: vacant blonde porn dolls, they all look alike..and its so unsexy and tedious

Take this Pirate Porn for example: fucking awesome idea i have a huge pirate fetish but you just know the girls in it will all be the same all hair extensions, and acrylic nails and too much lip gloss... that is what i hate about most porn.

Barbies. Yeah. Never understood whats so great about that.......

Here Here!!!!

I have to agree with this one

Turnoffs in pr0n:

Unsightly bruises which are unexplained in the film - It's distracting and makes people with an overactive imagination (such as myself) wonder what unspeakable horrors are going on behind the scenes. And if you're directing someone like this... put some makeup on it or something, huh?

Gross zits - I don't demand that porn stars have 100% flawless skin all over their bodies, but if you're having a bad acne outbreak, perhaps you should have waited for another film. And if you're directing someone like this... put some makeup on it or something, huh?

Too much spitting - Okay, I understand that using spit for lube in certain scenes adds realism, but this has gotten way out of control, with people hocking gobs on each other's privates, slavering like rabid wolverines, etc. I know some people are into this (Brianna Banks claims to like it if guys spit in her mouth in the heat of passion), but it really can't be that common of a fetish to justify the saliva-fests we're seeing these days in mainstream pr0n.

Gag factor - Again, this is a specialized fetish, but it is making disturbing incursions into mainstream pr0n (the AVN-winning Fashionistas had a lengthy bout). If I wanted to see people choking and gagging on various sexual organs, feet, etc. until they cry or throw up, I'll go rent a specialty tape. I don't, but that's no reason to introduce this kind of thing unannounced into something advertised as mainstream pr0n. Not that I object to people having their own kinks and all, but with nearly 10,000 adult films released every year, there is enough specialization to suit everyone.

Anything involving Ron Jeremy or Max Hardcore. Okay, Ron's okay if he keeps his clothes on, but if I wanted to see nasty, sweaty, hairy fat people have sex, I would rent a specialty tape. And Max Hardcore strikes me as less a pr0n auteur than a dangerous sociopath with a camera.

The same goes for charity roles for aging pr0n queens from the 1970s. If you're going to do this, make them keep their clothes on. I don't wanna see Granny's cranny. Georgina Spelvin's cameo in "New Devil in Miss Jones" was an example of how to do this correctly -- she kept her clothes on and even got to deliver the film's creepiest line. On the other hand, anything involving Marilyn Chambers after about 1994 -- even the softcore stuff -- is almost too much to take.