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Bathory
Bellaire, OH
United States
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Posted: 02/11/06 at 08:42 PM

GraveyardSally said:

oh, you know what else is just awful? bad implants! the lazy-eyed ones that ripple on the side - narsty.

That's so true.


Krimsonnox
Austin, TX
United States
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Posted: 02/11/06 at 09:09 PM
ughh this is the 3rd time ive tryed to post this... buggy

anyway what i was goonna say though somewhta better said before..i agree that bad boob jobs suck..actully i hate obvious boob jobs all togethor. and looking bored..well if youre not into it how can i be. I like seeing balls and taint though..i have a taint fetish myself. I just LOVe to suck underneath the balls but too each thier own.
whta i hate HATE REALLY strongly dislike, is when the girls look like they are scared of the dick thier sucking..if it obviously intimidates you so much why bother..they like roll thier eyes and eggagerate the toung movemnts and barly get near the damn cock.,.i just hate that!

eXplicitRevelry
South Plainfield, NJ
United States
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Joined:   Feb 02, 06
Posted: 02/11/06 at 09:12 PM

Personally I like what I call "movie porn" where you have they high budgets, better directors and contract starlets. I'm just hella picky like that cause it irks me to see like the "jerry springer" type moaning and groaning, botched up boob jobs and guys that look like they should be some pedophile behind a computer screen stroking off to the girl rather than railing her.


Not a big fan of behind the ass between the legs straight up at balls shot either. What drives me nuts is when you're hittin ght emoney shot, she's about to creamed all over her face - but she's just not that into it. Like I love Miko Lee, but when it comes to facials, she's like a princess that just does it cause she's a porn star but she doesn't seem like she likes it much. Dude, if you're going to take it - milk it!


Oh the more touch feely grabby pounding -let me toss you like a rag doll- kinda interaction - I love it! Hehe. There's just something about having a girl be inverted and the guy eating her out while she's hanging on for dear life with his cock in her mouth - makes you wonder the danger factor involved but makes ya go wow.


Pirates looks cool, feeds the love for blondes I have. My favorite so far has to be Angel X with Kaylani Lei though. Japanese samurai theme - very hot. Dillion Day with the tatt on his bald head between legs was even hotter. Yummy.



Edited by eXplicitRevelry on : 2/11/2006 9:14 PM

BurningLevi
Unknown
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Joined:   Feb 07, 06
Posted: 02/12/06 at 02:49 AM
gaping. i do not need to see that far into a girls asshole. Can ruin an otherwise hot scene.

MotherTeresa
Orlando, FL
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Joined:   Feb 01, 06
Posted: 02/12/06 at 03:21 PM

Pirate porn link...about how the boat was used...


http://www.sptimes.com/2006/01/18/Tampabay/Yo_ho__yo_ho__oh_no.shtml


Kali
Indianapolis, IN
United States
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Joined:   Oct 23, 05
Posted: 02/12/06 at 03:33 PM
Spit.

BridgetBlack
New York, NY
Posts:   39
Joined:   Feb 12, 06
Posted: 02/12/06 at 03:40 PM
This is directly related to the disgusting "testicle dreadlock." When a guy with hairy balls gets all sweaty and the hair gets matted up and forms this...this...TESTICLE DREADLOCK that slaps around while he's pumping at whatever it is he's fucking. Gross. So Gross.

GraveyardSally said:

i don't like looking at the back of a guy's balls. you know what i mean - when they just have to get the insertion close up, and all you see is testicles and taint. yeah, i said taint. it just doesn't do it for me.


oh, and i hate it when they look bored. no one likes to see that. watching people fuck who look like they'd rather take a nap doesn't make me wanna touch myself.


pirate porn, huh? now THAT will make me want to touch my no-no spot!



BridgetBlack
New York, NY
Posts:   39
Joined:   Feb 12, 06
Posted: 02/12/06 at 03:43 PM
Pirates: Another boring porn, but with special effects. Boring porn is...boring.

ravenbaby
Portland, OR
Posts:   2271
Joined:   Jan 09, 06
Posted: 02/12/06 at 09:09 PM
I can't stand it when the overdub makes the sex sound like two monkeys fucking. Most porn does too.

Blackacidonkey
Helsinki, 13
Finland
Posts:   2881
Joined:   Nov 29, 05
Posted: 02/13/06 at 04:44 AM
Bad picture quality. Guys in general. Ugly fat chicks. Hairy genitals.

Leila
Model
Worcester, MA
United States
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Joined:   Nov 09, 05
Posted: 02/13/06 at 06:41 PM
CrazyWhiteGirl said:

ew yeah especially if they are all saggy and hairy and eww. *shudders* I dont like seeing man ass so much either. The whole looking bored thing sucks as well. Like they'd rather be doing ANYTHING else.

Yes, PIRATE Pr0N!!!! It's called "Pirates"...

I really wanna see it! I keep seeing it in my catalogs, they are selling like the 3 disc collectors series now and it's like $40. My birthday is in a few weeks. someone buy it for me. *bats eyelashes*


Hehe...I downloaded that one for free! I'm such a porn freak. I absolutly HATE tan lines. And I'm not just talking about slightly visable tan lines, but like when you think the chick is latina or something and then she takes her clothes off and her tits are glow in the dark white. Such a turn off.

CrazyWhiteGirl
Albuquerque, NM
United States
Posts:   1880
Joined:   Dec 28, 05
Posted: 02/13/06 at 06:49 PM
o0o0o may I ask where you downloaded it for FREE? I am poor and free is my friend

Leila
Model
Worcester, MA
United States
Posts:   4918
Joined:   Nov 09, 05
Posted: 02/14/06 at 09:44 AM
Well my friend is a big computer geek and has his own server, so I downloaded it from him. You could probably find it on something like limewire, but then there is the big risk of viruses and spywear.

Kara
Lovettsville, VA
United States
Posts:   10164
Joined:   Nov 27, 05
Posted: 02/14/06 at 11:36 AM

2 things!!!!!


Really Dry Sex!!!


Sometimes there isn't even the slightest glisen of moistness. Why not show me people rubbing there juciy bits with sandpaper?



Porn Fingernails!!!!


Long Ass acrylic nails on the porn girls is a turn off. If you have seen a porn you have seen these 2 or 3 inche fuckers. "Don't be coming at my clit when them claws, are you crazy bitch?!?!?"


Kara
Lovettsville, VA
United States
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Joined:   Nov 27, 05
Posted: 02/14/06 at 11:37 AM

ravenbaby said:

I can't stand it when the overdub makes the sex sound like two monkeys fucking. Most porn does too.



I watched one where you could hear the director in the background giving dirction


"moan louder"


I laughed my ass off.


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