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CrazyWhiteGirl
Albuquerque, NM
United States
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Posted: 02/11/06 at 12:22 AM
So what bugs you when it comes to pr0n?

I haven't ever watched like a real pr0n movie just on the internet, but I dont like it when there's pictures that have like pimply butts. Photoshop that out yo. Freals. I know it happens but---- ha. ok. Ummm oh yeah and I hate when the chick is like staring at the camera being an attention whore.

on another note, has anyone seen the new pirate pr0n movie? It's supposed to be the best one ever or something. Supposedly they filmed it on the same ship as Pirates of the Carribean. woot.

GraveyardSally
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Las Vegas, NV
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Posted: 02/11/06 at 12:31 AM

i don't like looking at the back of a guy's balls. you know what i mean - when they just have to get the insertion close up, and all you see is testicles and taint. yeah, i said taint. it just doesn't do it for me.


oh, and i hate it when they look bored. no one likes to see that. watching people fuck who look like they'd rather take a nap doesn't make me wanna touch myself.


pirate porn, huh? now THAT will make me want to touch my no-no spot!


CrazyWhiteGirl
Albuquerque, NM
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Posted: 02/11/06 at 01:23 AM
ew yeah especially if they are all saggy and hairy and eww. *shudders* I dont like seeing man ass so much either. The whole looking bored thing sucks as well. Like they'd rather be doing ANYTHING else.

Yes, PIRATE Pr0N!!!! It's called "Pirates"...

I really wanna see it! I keep seeing it in my catalogs, they are selling like the 3 disc collectors series now and it's like $40. My birthday is in a few weeks. someone buy it for me. *bats eyelashes*

cillyphreak
Wickliffe, OH
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Posted: 02/11/06 at 02:38 AM
CrazyWhiteGirl said:

ew yeah especially if they are all saggy and hairy and eww. *shudders* I dont like seeing man ass so much either. The whole looking bored thing sucks as well. Like they'd rather be doing ANYTHING else.

Yes, PIRATE Pr0N!!!! It's called "Pirates"...

I really wanna see it! I keep seeing it in my catalogs, they are selling like the 3 disc collectors series now and it's like $40. My birthday is in a few weeks. someone buy it for me. *bats eyelashes*



hmm i remember seein this when i wokreed at the video store.. oh yea i hate anything cheaply made!

Edited by cillyphreak on : 2/11/2006 2:39 AM

SOAGRaven
E Town, KY
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Posted: 02/11/06 at 06:16 AM
I hate it when they have anal with 5 gallons of lube, its just gross.

CrazyWhiteGirl
Albuquerque, NM
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Posted: 02/11/06 at 06:44 AM
I kinda want 5 gallons of lube. I would be the coolest kid on the block.

SOAGRaven
E Town, KY
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Posted: 02/11/06 at 06:48 AM
CrazyWhiteGirl said:

I kinda want 5 gallons of lube. I would be the coolest kid on the block.


Just the word lube alone is gross............

Gwindylyn
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Posted: 02/11/06 at 06:56 AM
CrazyWhiteGirl said:

ew yeah especially if they are all saggy and hairy and eww. *shudders* I dont like seeing man ass so much either. The whole looking bored thing sucks as well. Like they'd rather be doing ANYTHING else.

Yes, PIRATE Pr0N!!!! It's called "Pirates"...

I really wanna see it! I keep seeing it in my catalogs, they are selling like the 3 disc collectors series now and it's like $40. My birthday is in a few weeks. someone buy it for me. *bats eyelashes*


Janine AND Jesse Jane AND pirates? Now that's a combination!

1bane
Surrey, BC
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Posted: 02/11/06 at 08:33 AM
i saw trailer for it, it looks nuts, VERY HIGH budget

Lucisptera
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Austin, TX
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Posted: 02/11/06 at 12:28 PM
That's suposed to be an AWESOME movie from what I've heard.


I hate the fact that in most softcore you see girlbits but not boybits. Not that I'm terribly interested in oggling boybits, but make it fair at least!

When they stare into the camera....I hate it....

GraveyardSally
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Posted: 02/11/06 at 07:31 PM
oh, you know what else is just awful? bad implants! the lazy-eyed ones that ripple on the side - narsty.

Lucisptera
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Posted: 02/11/06 at 07:33 PM
You're SO right!

girlsinpearls
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Posted: 02/11/06 at 07:36 PM

CrazyWhiteGirl said:

So what bugs you when it comes to pr0n?

HAHA. This girl is awesome.


As for the pet peeves, aside from what was mentioned, I can't stand it when the boy looks like he's trying to hump a chair or something. Their crazy faces, lack of rhythm, the whole nine - I end up sitting there just trying to figure out who the HELL let them get in front of the camera?


bnasty00
Shiremanstown, PA
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Posted: 02/11/06 at 08:40 PM
stop the rythm, stop the orgasm. the best porn has to be the home made movies. if nothing else, at least to see if you look descent doing it or if you just suck, lol.

Bathory
Bellaire, OH
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Posted: 02/11/06 at 08:41 PM
I don't like seeing anal at all. I don't like chicks who overexaggerate facial expressions. I hate seeing closeups of hairy asscracks.

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